ubersoft: I have nicknamed my two documents "Fat Man" and Little Boy." Fat Man weighs in at 2356 pages, Little Boy just passed 500.

ubersoft: RT @ebertchicago: Too many Americans believe the Constitution guarantees only their rights.

ubersoft: RT @WebUpd8: CodeWeavers CEO names himself employee of the month for 175TH consecutive month http://bit.ly/b4eN8V #linux

ubersoft: Most Friday the 13ths are lucky data for me. Today is an outlier.

ubersoft: @actionchick What if you were getting eaten by Cthulu in a Uwe Boll movie?

ubersoft: @Atrios Unless putting a genie back in a bottle is some sort of pervy thing people will pay to see. Then the Internet will find a way.

ubersoft: @Jas0n_Myers What did it do? Run over your dog? Poison your wellwater? Introduce Tori Spelling as a regular cast member?

ubersoft: The other entire point of a free society is, apparently, to flood the market with reality tv shows.

ubersoft: ... just as the people you DO like and the activities you DO approve of are protected from the people who don't like you and yours.

ubersoft: The entire point of a free society is that the people you don't like and the activities you don't approve of are protected...

ubersoft: @Lorata some folks don't realize that as soon as feedom is limited to people you agree with it stops being freedom and becomes privilege.

ubersoft: A sign protesting the overturning of Prop. 8 reads "a moral wrong cannot be a civil right." That is, among other things, absolutely wrong.

ubersoft: Morning has broken but it wasn't my fault and there's no way I'm paying for that.

ubersoft: At work. Hurrah.

ubersoft: @choochoobear I wind up getting emails like "hi I run the most comprehensive online sock database on the web, World of Socks. Trade links?"

ubersoft: @choochoobear ...wow. That's just... very lame on their part.

ubersoft: Wife and daughter showed up at work with home cooked food. Picnic table outside became welcome respite from task at hand...

ubersoft: I actually had a chance to do some over the weekend but I squandered it by sleeping instead. #sweetglorioussleep

ubersoft: As soon as my work schedule clears up there will be new comics. I promise.

ubersoft: It's Monday. I'm sure in some ancient cultures Monday is a day of celebration and joy. In our modern, civilized society, we know better.