ubersoft: Putting together a trampoline for daughter. It is missing a washer. I want to go without but I have been vetoed. Now work is suspended...

ubersoft: Getting Kubuntu to switch to an oauth-capable twitter client was a pain. Now it's working, for the most part.

ubersoft: Daughter is turning 2 in a week. Has apparently decided that in honor of this milestone she will give up sleep.

ubersoft: RT @amuletts: I had to Google Justin Bieber because I keep seeing people mention him but have no idea who he is. Now I see. He's Donny O ...

ubersoft: My current plan is to set my cell ringtone to Johnny Rotten singing "no future" over and over and over again.

ubersoft: Fortunately no deaths this time. RT @choochoobear: Oil rig explodes 80 miles off of Louisiana coast: http://tinyurl.com/23yhz2b

ubersoft: @ubercloud Money is overrated right up to the point where you don't have it. Then its rating is adjusted with surprising speed and accuracy.

ubersoft: @ubercloud If y'all can get me rich enough to make my day job irrelevant I'd be happy to make lots and lots of comics.

ubersoft: So as you can are there is no comic today. I am annoyed and will try to make up for it tomorrow.

ubersoft: @theleica for a moment I thought you were referring to the internet in general.

ubersoft: New Help Desk! Today's episode is an erudite exploration of the inherent tension between monkeys and Shakespeare.

ubersoft: RT @LilFluff: Windows reminds me of our old apartment manager who seemed honestly baffled that anyone was upset the water was shut off w ...

ubersoft: @jephjacques IF QC WAS ABOUT MONOPOLIES YOU COULD SAY DORA HAS ANTITRUST ISSUES HA HA HA oh wait is the game over nevermind #awkwardpause

ubersoft: @wednesday I thought they extolled the virtues of individuality while presenting it as mind-numbing conformity dressed in different hats.

ubersoft: VMware says the market is not ready for bare metal. This will be taken out of context via the magic of internet meets innuendo. #iamhelping

ubersoft: @demiurgent sounds like a potential snark to me. #hinthinthint ;-)

ubersoft: @dburn13579 The probably know. They just don't care.

ubersoft: Why does Twitter list people in the "Who to follow" block that I already follow? I thought social media was more all-knowing than that.

ubersoft: @piccolan if we can't talk about politics or religion with strangers then why did we invent the internet?